Nature is cruel. #Loom pic.twitter.com/VBo6t5Gh0A
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 18, 2014
Sadly, it turns out I can't "open" the seagull. So much for free will in this game. #Loom pic.twitter.com/WDo4Rxx7Hw
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 18, 2014
These shepherd dudes are just utter cocks. #Loom pic.twitter.com/s31K9IQWA3
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 18, 2014
See, now, this makes no sense. I cast "invisibility" on the workers. But I turn invisible. Convenient. #Loom pic.twitter.com/GYj8zTXKyQ
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 18, 2014
That looks like it's gonna be fun. #Loom pic.twitter.com/NjtKyrIqxJ
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 18, 2014
I can see your outline, you know? Who do these dopes think they're fooling? #Loom pic.twitter.com/wsDY8QMjqE
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 18, 2014
You're right, "sweetie," I don't. Keep your scale-humping stories to yourself. #Loom pic.twitter.com/KFx1MxCaj6
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 18, 2014
Well, you're a fucking dragon. #Loom pic.twitter.com/f94U9Ge2Ea
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 18, 2014
Told ya this was gonna be fun. #Loom pic.twitter.com/OjRMQRKxwJ
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 18, 2014
It's around this time that @ben_304 can bite me. #iHateMazes #Loom pic.twitter.com/GVwQ3vHWVv
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 18, 2014
Even when no one's around to be a dick, Bobbin is just a dick to himself. #EmoWeaver #Cut4Bobbin #Loom pic.twitter.com/sDjf6fkKPE
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 18, 2014
Oh, the memories. #Loom pic.twitter.com/VfObeRAV5b
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 18, 2014
Some of the FMTowns sound effects are a little unintentionally unnerving, actually. #Loom https://t.co/ECjWbpfzdh
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 18, 2014
Well, excuse me for boring you, you little twerp. #Loom pic.twitter.com/UmgJaTkGuY
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 18, 2014
"Hey, guys, I left you a tip. Thanks for letting me crash." #Loom pic.twitter.com/AOwCEqMdgo
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 18, 2014
I foresee nothing going wrong with this plan. Carry on, sir. #Loom pic.twitter.com/LWwgAziAjS
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 19, 2014
Everyone's either a pervert or a dick in this game. Or both. #Loom pic.twitter.com/xuITXWL6Ix
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 19, 2014
Too many jokes for this screenshot. Hit me with your best shot, people. #Loom pic.twitter.com/NkBRt2IJ7b
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 19, 2014
Oh, hello there. Thanks for stopping by. And who might you be? pic.twitter.com/fKmqlQjXp9
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 19, 2014
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD! #Loom https://t.co/x55My5b5y1
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 19, 2014
Yeah, from the friggin' DEAD. That's some healing draft! What are you, Bobbin Christ? #Loom pic.twitter.com/fEhCwbwTMQ
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 19, 2014
You really should've held on to that thing a bit better, you guys. #Loom pic.twitter.com/N0Jcrns6HL
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 19, 2014
Wait wait wait. Hold up. Doesn't someone have to die for another one to pass? Is mom a serial killer swan? #Loom pic.twitter.com/uVjmBeJXBQ
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 19, 2014
Sure thing. Will you have a dental plan? #Loom pic.twitter.com/6e6XdnzYZJ
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 19, 2014
For all her evil-ness, Chaos is an excellent caterer. #Loom https://t.co/si81w3ky59
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 19, 2014
Woah, shit! #Loom pic.twitter.com/MFKtLU4Nua
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 19, 2014
U mad too? #Loom pic.twitter.com/0yjK9xpSwz
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 19, 2014
Time to swan up and head off into the great game over. #Loom pic.twitter.com/orw9YMX40t
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 19, 2014
Thanks for watching my little Twittery Let's Play of #Loom. @dosnostalgic @LambdaCalculus @Irishmile @bear_vs_sumo pic.twitter.com/tiyXM31bUr
— Space Quest Historian (@SQHistorian) October 19, 2014